Wednesday, November 21, 2007

See children, drugs are bad

"See children, drugs are bad,
and if you don't beleive me, ask your dad.
And if you don't beleive him, ask your mom,
she'll tell you how she does them all the time."
-The late, great Eminem

Heroin and Crystal Meth are poor for your health.

If you want to lead a healthy, long, vibrant, fertile life, don't do them. Not even once. They'll ruin your eyesight. Especially when consumed through certain body parts (hint: it's called 'bumming').

"Ecstacy is the worst drug in the world,
If anybody offers it to you- don't do it.
kids- two hits will probably drain all of your spinal fluid."
-The late, great Eminem
Just to be safe, you probably shouldn't do any drugs, let alone ecstacy. It's common sense children.
All of these drugs are chemicals that affect your mental and physical chemistry and you shouldn't do that to yourself because it's not what the good Lord and/or Jesus and/or (but not limited to) Buddha intended.
Alternatives to drugs include:
  1. Coca Cola
  2. Several cats
  3. Constructing Model Rockets
  4. Rapping
  5. Christmas shopping
  6. A healthy addiction to chemistry (particularly of the organic sort)
  7. Collecting porcelain dolls (usually goes hand in hand with the 'several cats' option)
  8. Blogging
  9. Volunteering
  10. Getting a job

2 comments:

Always Wear Your Safety Goggles said...

That was extremely insightful of you Abry. Thank you for the alternatives to doing drugs, i will definitely keep them in mind.

u+me=covalent bond said...

i think that you should investigate the lyrics to zip ziap rap by double d. that will really give you the interesting information